Middle America's Worldview

My thoughts in Italics. I was driving the two of us to speech. My son was playing his pokemon gameboy game, when this came up.

son: Dad, what does P I S S spell?
me: uh, what was that? where did he see the word piss?
son: P I S S
me: hmm, where did you see this at?
son: (raises his gameboy up to me in the back seat)
me: why would piss be on a gameboy game?
me: Can you spell that one more time? I can't see it from here.
son: Oh wait, P I Z Z.
me: Pizz? that spells pizz, but ...
son: Argh, Sena (his petname for his sister) named a pokemon this.
me: ahh

For the life of me, I couldn't think why the word piss would be on the game. Then when I heard she named a pokemon pizz. She was probably trying to spell out pizza for the pokemons name. I was thankfull she really didn't call a pokemon piss.